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Most of the spam I have gotten of late (over twice as much as I used to get) has been mind-numbingly boring. This one, however, impressed me with its level of vagueness and not-saying-anythingness. Behold:
Vague Bot: Most of whatever you mention happens to be astonishingly appropriate and it makes me wonder why I hadn’t looked at this with this light before. This piece really did turn the light on for me as far as this particular subject matter goes. Nevertheless there is actually just one issue I am not really too cozy with so while I try to reconcile that with the core theme of the point, let me observe just what the rest of the readers have to point out.Well done.
Try as I might, I will never achieve such perfect vagueness in so many words!
jubilare 
March 1st, 2013 at 10:31 am
how deliciously annoying!
March 4th, 2013 at 6:36 am
At least it makes me smile rather than grit my teeth. ;)
March 1st, 2013 at 2:47 pm
I wonder what it had issues with…say, those Tibetan tiger bells came in (yaaaay!) and one of them is…well, it seems to have Down’s Syndrome. Since you wanted but a single glingle, would you like to adopt the rather endearing special one?
March 4th, 2013 at 6:38 am
O_o not sure how to take that description, but sure. I am curious about this unusual bell.
March 1st, 2013 at 10:26 pm
Wow… to think such things exist in the world of spam. The author has truly missed their calling. *bows out to the master of vague*
March 4th, 2013 at 6:38 am
Impressive, isn’t it?
March 2nd, 2013 at 6:15 pm
Whoa. Got one similar to that a few weeks back. Why would anyone even bother going to the trouble? Don’t get it at all. But then, I’m old! Hope you’re well.
March 4th, 2013 at 6:40 am
It has to do with the fact that some people actually do get taken in by these things and click the links. It’s amazing, but it happens. I just had a spam comment offering to direct people to my website to do the so-called “Harlem Shake.” I’m not even sure how that would work. :)
I am doing fine, thanks. I hope you are well too.