Dishonorable Bot and Friends

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It’s time, yet again, for spam-bot question and answer. So, Bot number 1, you commented on Mountain Song, yes? What do you have to say for yourself today?

Dishonorable Bot:  While there are many ways to be unfaithful in [edit], including naturally abusing bugs as well as exploits ingame, using hacks may be the easiest method for most players. All of us work hard each week, constantly modifying code and dealing around update patches, to be able to bring you the highest quality [edit] hackers available.

I see. Well, your grammar is relatively coherent! Congratulations! The next time I need to hack the Smoky Mountains, I… wait. What? 

Nevermind. Bot two, you and bot three commented on Ominous Endings, I see. What did you think of it?

Helpful Bot: I must say, as a lot as I enjoyed reading what you had to say, I couldnt assist but shed interest after a even though. Its as if you had a wonderful grasp on the subject matter.

Well, I am glad it is as if I have a wonderful grasp of my own opinions. That is encouraging. I appreciate your assistance in, um… shed interest… is that a stock-venture?

Bot 3? Are you friends with bot 2? or did you just happen to comment on the same post?

Incoherent Bot: Average In turn sends provides will be the frequent systems that offer the opportunity for one’s how does a person pick-up biological, overdue drivers, what one mechanically increases the business. Search Engine Marketing

Ah. Now where did I put my biological overdue drivers what I mechanically increase the business?

Onwards. Bot four, you commented on Cue Music, I believe. What did you think of it?

Encouraging Bot: You can certainly see your enthusiasm in the work you write. The arena hopes for even more passionate writers such as you who are not afraid to mention how they believe. Always follow your heart.

I see. Your specificity and thoughtful critique really convince me that you are a real person, and I am going to click on your commercial website! Perhaps you are selling hopeful arenas, which sound disturbing if you ask me.

Bot five! I see you posted on Motley Crew. What have you to say?

Critical Bot: naturally like your website however you have to take a look at the spelling on several of your posts. Many of them are rife with spelling problems and I in finding it very troublesome to tell the truth then again I will certainly come again again.

Can’t… reply… laughing too hard!

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